Stalin Society of North America Reelects Stalin

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CAMBRIDGE, MASSACHUSETTS – The third annual congress of the Stalin Society of North America, an organisation which “serves as an educational and research organization devoted to studying and popularizing the life, work, and legacy of Joseph Vissarionovich Stalin”, is reported to have gone off quite successfully and professionally, some might even say ‘bureaucratically’.

Among the noteworthy items under discussion were:

-Whether the Stalin Society’s reddit presence was sufficient, insufficient, or excessive
-Connections with the other Stalin Societies around the world
-New reasons why Trotskyists are liberals
-New reasons why Trotskyists are fascists
-The Lukács situation

Following newly established protocol, the congress was held on a dark street, with all participants wearing masks in the likeness of the late Soviet leader. As the meeting wound down, a unanimous decision was reached to reelect Stalin as president of the Stalin Society.

Comrade Stalin — which, it is unclear — ended the meeting with a rousing speech on the necessary road ahead, which he then repeated in a Cuban-accented Spanish. It ended thus, including a call and response:

In sum, going forward, we should basically keep defending Comrade Stalin. If people ask us our appraisal of Comrade Stalin, it is a positive one. People who attack Stalin should be rebutted.

Who do we like? (STALIN!)
How much do we like him? (A SIGNIFICANT AMOUNT!)
Who do we like? (STALIN!)
How much do we like him? (A SIGNIFICANT AMOUNT!)

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