Jason Unruhe: “If Trump Wins, I’m Moving to the US”

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By Jason Unruhe

Many Americans, especially those on the left, have been threatening to move to Canada in the case of a Donald Trump victory in the coming elections. Naturally, withdrawing one’s labour from the workforce in order to achieve one’s aims is a time-honoured tactic, but in this case it looks as though it would be sporadic and unorganized, and hardly likely to cause the crisis in US capitalism that North America so desperately needs. Those advocating this line of action in general represent the labour aristocracy, when they are not outright petty bourgeois. Such people are obviously completely worthless to revolution in the analysis of our ingenious leader, Comrade Prairie Fire.

You see, in our analysis, a Trump victory would be a gift—a historical, once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to undermine the great Satan and drastically reconstitute the very world in which we live. Yes, if Trump is elected, I call on all Canadians to move to the United States.

Communism in China did not emerge fully-formed without a period of great struggle; it was born out of contradictions which were exploited by the international communist movement. As Mao Tse Tung himself emphasized: “A good comrade is one who is more eager to go where the difficulties are greater.” What Canadian can deny that difficulties in the US are already greater? And does not every US comrade eagerly anticipate election day, when they will be able to cast their vote for Trump, just as Chairman Mao would have instructed?

Of course, we would be true reformists if we analysed electoral politics as the only avenue for struggle. We must consider the objective conditions among the masses in the US: Whilst the Yankee peasantry is ripe for rebellion and unquestionably well-armed, US society does not yet appear prepared to take part in a peasant and worker-led struggle against imperialist and capitalist hegemony, even during the years of the hated Bush regime. But after a Trump victory, how long can it possibly take before the contradictions of capitalism force radical change in one direction or other?

Unlike in Canada, where hardened communists like myself are unable to organise the First Nations proletariat for struggle, the United States has a frighteningly large population of oppressed nationalities workers living in third world conditions: Afro-Americans, Chicanos, Appalachians, Mormons, these are but some of the populations who would finally embrace my worldview under the apartheid-like conditions of a Trump presidency.

Truly, Worker’s Spatula were wise to pour so much of their time and resources into the Trump campaign. While others, like the reformist ICOR affiliate ROL, wasted time discussing the process of the campaign of Bernie Sanders (who is a mere shadow of the first worldist scoundrel Jeremy Corbyn), Worker’s Spatula ensured that the conditions would soon be ripe for revolutionaries from across Canada will have the conditions we need to actually effect change.

In order to ensure that conservatives and reactionaries do not hijack the struggle for their own ends, it is imperative that we as responsible Canadians stand up and pledge to do whatever we can to ensure that the US is helped onto the right path. Unfortunately, I cannot speak for the various reformist and revisionist organisations in Canada which organise the labour aristocracy and neglect the greater contradiction of imperialism. But speaking on behalf of the LLCO, I assure the oppressed nationalities in the US that they will not be left alone. All of our Canadian cadres are coming to help you struggle until victory.

Yes, if Trump wins, I’m moving to the US.

9 thoughts on “Jason Unruhe: “If Trump Wins, I’m Moving to the US”

  1. John McDonnell's Kalishnikov

    I’m guessing that calling those who say they’ll move to Canada labor aristocrats if not petty bourgeois, saying that the PRC was born out of contradictions exploited by the communists of the world, that electoral struggle should not be solely focused on, that the US has a very large population of oppressed nationalities (whether or not y’all actually consider the Mormons a nation I don’t know), and actual support of the line of ROL is what represents your actual views

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      1. John McDonnell's Kalashnikov

        Thanks Comrade! I learned it all from reading you, Old Relations Collapse, and old ROL documents. Before that I was a revisionist, waffling between Anti-Stalinist Marxism-Leninism (which doesn’t exist), Anti-Stalinist MLM (I’d been indoctrinated enough into opposing Stalin, but not Mao), with occasional attempts at Anarchism and Trotskyism. Luckily, hanging around y’all and just breathing in the general atmosphere lead me to the correct line. I owe the Worker’s Spatula central committee, Muhsin Y., and Ray O’ Light basically everything for my current politics. Thank you

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      2. John McDonnell's Kalishnikov

        I can try to learn Turkish and German! I have half-Turkish cousins who I could talk to, and an aunt who is fluent in German (she’s also a Traditionalist Catholic and loves Marco Rubio).

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